Showing posts with label onesies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label onesies. Show all posts

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Another NABV

We who brush aside superstitions shall joyfully accept the Will of the Lord.

Friday, November 7, 2025

whoa oops sry

I hope you're wearing your seatbelt because the instinct to reach across the passenger seat isn't in me

Not my problem

The guy who speeds through a work zone is like the loud annoying guy at work who does absolutely nothing all day except distract the people that are still expected to get something accomplished 😡

Friday, November 8, 2024

Another not a bible verse

A patient man will lean in and consider, with a desire to understand, while the haughty will scoff and turn his head.

Sunday, August 18, 2024

obvious-ism

I consume my day at the expense of my day. To try and hold onto my day is grasping at the wind. I can't have my day and live it, too.

Saturday, January 21, 2023

Silver, where?

In the town of Weigh, all they have are knives and spoons.

There's no fork in Weigh.

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Not a bible verse

Choose the fruitful path, and be diligent in it.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

hate yourself...

...and the world will hate right along with you.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Why do you work so hard?

In any job environment, if it is important, then someone would make it seem important. If they don’t, then it isn’t important. Until it is; at which point if you haven't done it, you're screwed.

Friday, April 2, 2010

soundshift say:

It's a good feeling to be proud of one's self, even though the arrogance is so ugly.

soundshift say:

Be your own example of how you want to see others and love yourself.

soundshift say:

Be modest and humble about your own successes because you may have much that others envy.