Saturday, August 29, 2026

What do you mean disorder

Just because I decide to make breakfast but then decide to take a shower first but then remember some worn shoes I need to sort out for the dump so I start a cup of coffee in the brewer and then I notice the plant on the table has a small pocket of space that could use a little extra soil so I do that and when I put the leftover soil back I notice the chew grass by the bunny cage should really be cleaned up plus I might as well start a load of laundry and oh yeah I have to sugar and cream the coffee but first I should blog about it 

Saturday, June 6, 2026

Easy fix ;)

If you notice you have a screw loose that won't tighten, you may have to replace the screw. If you lose the screw, don't waste your time looking for it. There's a reason that screw needed to be replaced.

Facts.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Another NABV

We who brush aside superstitions shall joyfully accept the Will of the Lord.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Rights

It is my prerogative to follow the rules of the road. It is an honor and a privilege to serve you, my fellow American, by simply obeying the simplest of laws to the best of my fleshly ability. It is my prerogative to drive the speed limit. It's my drive too, you know. It is my prerogative to wait at that red light. I would be doing you a disservice if my vehicle could not "turn right on red" due to poor vehicle maintenance. It is an entirely different thing to hold out for my green when you would be better served by my patience. There is none perfect, no, not one.

Saturday, November 22, 2025

Outlaw

It took days to open up
festered anger that never should have been.
Now unable to lock away
scores of demons are crowding me within.
Outlaw, live as an outlaw 
Here I go now to fade away;
I am feeling the breaking of the day
bake the sky a sullen red.
Seems I'd be so much better off ahead.
Outlaw, live as an outlaw 
Unlock the door, be on your way,
this beggar's life just doesn't pay.
Uncover more than all you know,
ensnare the time, don't let go
You are not free, burden to be, uncertainty
sets in to keep you wandering.
You'll wear that crown and come back down
to dwell inside this sadness pit to cry
and never make a sound.
Breathe in, my tired feet are achin'.
Feels like a prison here, I've seen it taken by men.
Got time to fake it; it starts to beat, I start to run. Feels like it's breakin'- I've come undone
Outlaw, outlaw, live as an outlaw

Friday, November 7, 2025

whoa oops sry

hope you're wearing your seatbelt because the instinct to reach across the passenger seat isn't in me

Not my problem

The guy who speeds through a work zone is like the loud annoying guy at work who does absolutely nothing all day except distract the people that are still expected to get something accomplished 😡