Just because I decide to make breakfast but then decide to take a shower first but then remember some worn shoes I need to sort out for the dump so I start a cup of coffee in the brewer and then I notice the plant on the table has a small pocket of space that could use a little extra soil so I do that and when I put the leftover soil back I notice the chew grass by the bunny cage should really be cleaned up plus I might as well start a load of laundry and oh yeah I have to sugar and cream the coffee but first I should blog about it
Saturday, August 29, 2026
Saturday, June 6, 2026
Easy fix ;)
If you notice you have a screw loose that won't tighten, you may have to replace the screw. If you lose the screw, don't waste your time looking for it. There's a reason that screw needed to be replaced.
Facts.
Saturday, February 7, 2026
Saturday, December 13, 2025
Rights
It is my prerogative to follow the rules of the road. It is an honor and a privilege to serve you, my fellow American, by simply obeying the simplest of laws to the best of my fleshly ability. It is my prerogative to drive the speed limit. It's my drive too, you know. It is my prerogative to wait at that red light. I would be doing you a disservice if my vehicle could not "turn right on red" due to poor vehicle maintenance. It is an entirely different thing to hold out for my green when you would be better served by my patience. There is none perfect, no, not one.
Saturday, November 22, 2025
Outlaw
Friday, November 7, 2025
whoa oops sry
I hope you're wearing your seatbelt because the instinct to reach across the passenger seat isn't in me
Not my problem
The guy who speeds through a work zone is like the loud annoying guy at work who does absolutely nothing all day except distract the people that are still expected to get something accomplished 😡

